Aw come on, Olivia must be special... you can't have married every chick that's been a fan and fancied you! Remember, polygamy is no fun unless the chicks are up for it.
Which reminds me, Phil, that the last time I was in St. Kilda (April 1996), I happened to have a certain Amy as my waitress. I was having breakfast I forgot where with Maryann Stone I think her name was... she was letting me stay with her for a small fee.

And she told me that was Amy. Well I felt so awful since I idolised you so (still do of course minus the starstruck googly eyes)! I was thinking NO I must serve YOU, daughter of He who is most holy! I didn't say anything, but left the biggest tip I could have without looking really weird. Like I'm not gonna leave a 100% tip on some eggs.
And that's my tale.
Deb