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Phuq'n hell.

I've recently discovered that a curious Matrix-esque program censors my use of the four letters that start with SH and end with IT. This occurs even when I send a private message.

This makes it very difficult to send a recipe that contains ****ake Mushrooms, (you see what I mean?). So much for thought control.

Who's the genius who thought up this little gem? It's the ****s.

****speare

P.S., I apologise if you feel shat on. HA! Gotcha!
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Whaaaa? You can't use the brown word here?!? What about toilet humor? Do I have to use the **** or can I swap **** with a more acceptable replacement such as 'butt nuts' I'm new...so you will have to help me, I don't want to soil your forum Wink

I visit another forum where you can swear like a sailor, smoke and drink like a fish when posting. I shall come here to rest and wash my mouth out with soap from now on Wink

Hello by the way Smiler
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Originally posted by Ultra Vivid:
[qb] I visit another forum where you can swear like a sailor, smoke and drink like a fish when posting. [/qb]
Welcome then, UV! I also drink like a fish when posting... I gave up the smoking when I moved to the USA, though, and I gave up the swearing when I turned thirty. Big Grin Hehehehe... well, if that Frenz get-together comes to life, I might set up a corner where we can all swear like wharfies/stevedores/sailors... Wink
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Ah, another Young Ones fan.

"Neil, Neil, o-range peel..."

want me to finish that quote? "Neil, Neil, o-range peel.....when will I ever see your beautiful face again...sniff" Big Grin

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Welcome then, UV! I also drink like a fish when posting... I gave up the smoking when I moved to the USA, though, and I gave up the swearing when I turned thirty. Hehehehe... well, if that Frenz get-together comes to life, I might set up a corner where we can all swear like wharfies/stevedores/sailors...

We could always get a cuss box...we could make a cliffing fortune Wink At 33 I swear in moderation, I mean...who can fail to say Shoot when they drop something on their foot? I used to string several feelthy words together to make one king sized profanity when I hurt myself. Desipher the code:

*drops heavy object on foot...looks around in panic to make sure the kids are out of earshot*

"Cliffing-frontbottom-buttnut-bullslocks-barsteward."

And when the kids are in earshot:

"Oh, blinkety flip, Mummy hurt her toes".

It takes immense skill to be able to use the correct phrases in the right circumstances you know...... Cool Wink
The Young Ones! Oh my God, I haven't thought about that show in years. I liked the one where they didn't have anything to eat because they didn't have any money, and the television man was coming to collect and they couldn't afford THAT either...Oh, I guess that pretty much sums up all the shows. You're right, I think you did have to be there.


((ggl))


vch

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