Mushroom Problem

It's built into the forum software. The only way around that is to refrain from using the following words:

****
****
****
****
****

...and who could forget, ****.

Isn't it spelled "Shi'take"?


vch

****. You're right.

Shakey

Whaaaa? You can't use the brown word here?!? What about toilet humor? Do I have to use the **** or can I swap **** with a more acceptable replacement such as 'butt nuts' I'm new...so you will have to help me, I don't want to soil your forum

I visit another forum where you can swear like a sailor, smoke and drink like a fish when posting. I shall come here to rest and wash my mouth out with soap from now on

Hello by the way

Welcome to All I Ask Ultra Vivid. Sorry about the filtering of this most familiar of exclaimatic expressions.

Butt nuts......mmm........I guess that's ok

Thankyou for the welcome I have compiled a list of alternative profanities, so that I can let off steam here without bringing the house down

For Cliffs sake, it would be butt nuts if one couldn't swear in code now wouldn't it? Jeebus!! I will be Cliffing careful when I post...I promise

I thought it was spelled shiitake. No?

Shiit, you're right.

Shakespeare

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Originally posted by Ultra Vivid:
[qb] For Cliffs sake...[/qb]

Ah, another Young Ones fan.

"Neil, Neil, o-range peel..."

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Originally posted by Ultra Vivid:
[qb] I visit another forum where you can swear like a sailor, smoke and drink like a fish when posting. [/qb]

Welcome then, UV! I also drink like a fish when posting... I gave up the smoking when I moved to the USA, though, and I gave up the swearing when I turned thirty. Hehehehe... well, if that Frenz get-together comes to life, I might set up a corner where we can all swear like wharfies/stevedores/sailors...

Yes I never used to be able to swap my 'Spotted Dick' recipes via Frenz.
Thank phuq Debs changed the word control on it.

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Ah, another Young Ones fan.

"Neil, Neil, o-range peel..."

want me to finish that quote? "Neil, Neil, o-range peel.....when will I ever see your beautiful face again...sniff"

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Welcome then, UV! I also drink like a fish when posting... I gave up the smoking when I moved to the USA, though, and I gave up the swearing when I turned thirty. Hehehehe... well, if that Frenz get-together comes to life, I might set up a corner where we can all swear like wharfies/stevedores/sailors...

We could always get a cuss box...we could make a cliffing fortune At 33 I swear in moderation, I mean...who can fail to say Shoot when they drop something on their foot? I used to string several feelthy words together to make one king sized profanity when I hurt myself. Desipher the code:

*drops heavy object on foot...looks around in panic to make sure the kids are out of earshot*

"Cliffing-frontbottom-buttnut-bullslocks-barsteward."

And when the kids are in earshot:

"Oh, blinkety flip, Mummy hurt her toes".

It takes immense skill to be able to use the correct phrases in the right circumstances you know......

Yes there is lots of room for imaginative spelling and some not so.

Maybe we could entice Neil to tour again soon if we all chanted "Neil, Neil o-range peel...when will we ever see your beautiful face again..sniff." Then he could cover that song Neil sang on the show about the hole in his shoe that was taking in water. It'd be just about perfect! I'd be there!

Dag nabbit you guys!!
I have to get back my Young Ones DVD I borrowed to my nephew, you're making me miss it!

"You're a spade... I always call him that."

"Neil....you bloody hippy"

Mousy , mousy, mousy!

Rick: Neil! Why isn't dinner ready?
Neil: Because we haven't got any breaaaaaaaad
Rick: Well go and buy some then!
Neil: I can't
Rick: Why for gods sake?
Neil: Because we haven't got any breaaaaaaaaaaad

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Mousy , mousy, mousy!

"Oh look, it's a mouse.....and a telescope!! Mousy, mousy, mousy....Hello Reanan...are you having a lovely party?"

"Fascist!"


"Yes, we've got a video!"

Oh My God

What the FRICK are you two talking about????

Rick: "Hands up, who likes me?!?!"

[uncomfortable silence as no one raises hands...]

Hey, what does everybody think of Together Alone? I don't give a ****. In fact, I give it a *****! 5 stars.

Heh heh, that was pretty funny huh

trying to make this a topic.

"Neil... have you just fahted?...

Well I'm going to the drawing room, this is worse than cattle's business!"

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Originally posted by pfellah:
[qb] Rick: "Hands up, who likes me?!?!"

[uncomfortable silence as no one raises hands...] [/qb]

Rick: Why don't you like me?

Vyvyan: Because you're a complete bast***.

Ah ****, sorry for straying off topic but it was a cliffing good british comedy in the eighties....had to be there

I reckon neil would groove to Neil's "whole earth acoustic numbers." Yeah! Everybody say "MUSHROOM!"

Shakespeare

The Young Ones! Oh my God, I haven't thought about that show in years. I liked the one where they didn't have anything to eat because they didn't have any money, and the television man was coming to collect and they couldn't afford THAT either...Oh, I guess that pretty much sums up all the shows. You're right, I think you did have to be there.


((ggl))


vch