In Honor of Elvis' Birthday...

Heidi in PittsburghSecret God

Sunday, as many of you know, is Elvis' birthday. So, in honor of Elvis and because I'm in a zany-ass mood today, I give you...

Top 10 Things Elvis Would Say if He Were Alive Today

10. Lipo-what? Sounds kinky, mama�

9. Shag carpets are back IN, man!

8. I�m gonna surf this web, ooh yeah baby, gonna surf this web�

7. Spooky, man�I just bumped into myself at the Seven-Eleven!

6. This PT Cruiser...does it come in pink? Mama loved pink�

5. Get your Winnebagoes the hell off my property, man!

4. Aw, Mister Mailman, whaddaya mean I still have to buy stamps?

3. She married WHO!?!?!

2. Little Elvis LOVES Viagra, mama!

1. You gonna eat the rest of that?

2/15/034:42 AM

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pharmgirlSecret God

ROFLMAO Heidi!!! Those are priceless!

Although... I have to ask which Elvis are you referring to? The list is obviously Elvis Presley (nice subtle Finn reference, BTW), but his birthday is January 8th.

(I only know that b/c I looked it up on IMDb... whereas my sister would have known it off the top of her head!).

In any case... if it means I can spend part of Sunday afternoon watching Elvis movies, I'll celebrate an almost-birthday with you on Feb 16th!

2/15/034:59 AM

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pfellahGetting Somewhere

Sunday is Ice-T's birthday... And Ice-T had a role in "3000 Miles To Graceland"... Does that help any?

2/15/035:14 AM

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julie pergremThat's What I Call Love

OOOHHH pfellah... I bet you kick butt at "6 degrees of Kevin Bacon!" LOL!

2/15/035:28 AM

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pharmgirlSecret God

Julie, you and I are on the same plane... I was just about to say the same thing to Jason!!!

(BTW... Blackie is so adorable!)

Have a great V-Day and weekend guys,
Natalie

2/15/035:31 AM

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Heidi in PittsburghSecret God

OK, so why on earth did that other Mommy at my son's daycare say it was Elvis' birthday on Sunday? (Scratches head...) Oh well. Better late than never!?!?!

And yes, my husband (pfellah) is UNBEATABLE most of the time at the 6 degrees thing. I think I beat him once, but ONLY ONCE. He kicks pretty brutal butt at Trivial Pursuit, too.

2/15/035:46 AM

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likerainGetting Somewhere

no, not Elvis's birthday, Sonny Bono's birthday.
they're so often confused.

2/15/037:14 AM

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ValerieHSecret God

Un-PC joke ahead.

The Number One thing Elvis would say were he alive today:

"Let me the hell out of this casket!!!!"

I warned you.

((snicker))

vch

2/15/0310:30 AM

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Heidi in PittsburghSecret God

Oh my God, I can't believe she actually went there...

LMAO!!!!!!

2/15/0312:20 PM

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