Sunday, as many of you know, is Elvis' birthday. So, in honor of Elvis and because I'm in a zany-ass mood today, I give you...
Top 10 Things Elvis Would Say if He Were Alive Today
10. Lipo-what? Sounds kinky, mama�
9. Shag carpets are back IN, man!
8. I�m gonna surf this web, ooh yeah baby, gonna surf this web�
7. Spooky, man�I just bumped into myself at the Seven-Eleven!
6. This PT Cruiser...does it come in pink? Mama loved pink�
5. Get your Winnebagoes the hell off my property, man!
4. Aw, Mister Mailman, whaddaya mean I still have to buy stamps?
3. She married WHO!?!?!
2. Little Elvis LOVES Viagra, mama!
1. You gonna eat the rest of that?