I'll put this here because I reckon most replies (if there ARE any) would be from Enz songs, but I'm not fussy.
I only have about half of the Enz catalogue (lay off, I'm working on it!) and I know I must be missing quite a few amusing lyrics so please fill me in.
To the point: What do you think are the most amusing rhyming lyrics in a Finn song? You know, when they actually contort the english language for the sole purpose of making two lines sound the same.
I get my biggest giggles from:
I'm lost at sea
and I'm an amputee
As you sipped your tequila
I knew I had to steal ya.
And could someone please tell me what rhymes with Iris, because if it's what I think it is, that one's going straight to the top of my list. (I have, however, been known to grossly mis-hear song lyrics - now THERE'S a funny thread just waiting to happen!)
The day a Finn Rhymes 'sad' with 'mad' or 'bad', I'm outta here
Anyway, do what you will...