Believe it or not, "NY Noodletown" by Yoko Ono.
Clearly Yoko Ono's voice couldn't be any more different from Neil's voice. And Neil probably wouldn't write a simple song about a restaurant. But the aforementioned song otherwise sounds shockingly CH. Put a Neil vocal on it, and it would fit right in on TA, but might even fit better on the non-CH "Everyone is Here".