A wee story for you.
At a concert in Glasgow's Concert Hall in November 1994 (?), one of the roadcrew appeared on stage. He had a Scottish surname (can't remember it now) and we all cheered. Neil advised us this guy was nervous as he never knew his father and it could be one of us in the audience!
However, given that us Scots keep getting labelled as being a wee bit tight with money, Nick decided to add "Yes...and whoever you are you owe 25 years child support money!"
There was a moment's stunned silence until Neil said "Come on, you're Glaswegians...you're not going to stand for that?!!" This was met by a hearty "F*** off!" from the audience.