this is a split enz one but i thought it was pretty good, and it just came into my head the other day:
at the "final" split enz concert in Auckland in '84, Tim was referring to the so-called rivalry between him and Neil. Then he said something like it was time for them to have a fight on stage. Neil looked a little uncomfortable and just stood there, as if he was willing Tim to change topics.
But Tim had this mischievous look in his eyes and said so perfectly, and so smugly, "You've always been a little sh*t Neil!" Everyone started laughing and when it had died down, Neil responded beautifully with, "The only thing worse than being a little sh*t is being a big sh*t", in a not-so-subtle reference to Tim. Priceless.